This is the official announcement, people!

Shaoblane's UK tour 2007 will commence December 17th and end December 30th.

Hammy gets the hard part, buying tickets for the air travel and anything else he has plans. We'll schedule and plan things around what each has in mind. Here's my list:

Visit Kalvaza, Hobbitboy, maybe Jamilio, and anyone else who speaks up and is within reasonable distance or cool enough to travel to us.
Better yet! We should throw a cookout at Matty's Dad's and I'll cook [s]trash[/s] American style for you all.

Maybe Hammy can get me a connecting flight somewhere near...oh, I don't know...Bangor Maine? *wink wink* Something with a good 2 or 3 hour layover so Brian and I can get drunk or something.

Uber shopping. Mary Beth wants a touristy post card. David and Samantha will want booze and/or pot. Grace will want some indie music. Melissa won't care. And something to make Garden Home alitle lss depressing. On top of that, I need to buy a bunch of shoes they don't make back home so I can wear them for about 5 hours on some sunny day in July and never wear them again. Clothes are my favorite thing to shop for.

Those strange cop guys with the tall black hats who never move. Every American kid plots what they'll do if they ever meet one, and of course, I need to try my plots:
*Lapdance
*Break dance, complete with cardboard, nd Vanilla Ice to piss everyone off.
*"Get busy" with Matty. Talking uber making out, complete with me jumping into his arms, lots of moaning and giggles, and passers by being disturbed.
*Fireworks.
*Water balloon
*Food fight
*Running down the sidewalk, arms out, running and making airplane noises.
*Chug an entire can of Mountain Dew, slam the can down and jump on it repeatedly
*Talk about his ass and if it looks fat in those pants
*Shave....
*...a cat
*Tell him about how good his Momma was lst night when you were [bleep] with [bleep] and [bleep] [bleep] with [bleep] and so she had to [bleep] sideways.
*Shave his hat
*Grill burgers

Buy a bottle of ketchup. Keep the common souvenier tradition going.

Annoy Matty's dad with the usual questions I ask cops.
"Can I play with your handcuffs?"
"No."
"Can I play with your night stick?"
"No."
"Can I play with your mace?"
"NO."
"Can I drive the-"
"NO!"
"Can I-"
"NO!!!!!"
"Can I have a body bag?"
"Sure!" *bang*

And I LOVE being a tourist. I wanna do all the tourist things. I wanna see every piece of history, pretend to like every piece of "food" Matty makes me try.

I have a lot of chores to do for this trip as well:
Cat sitter
[s]T-Mobile international calling upgrade[/s] Fuck it. Call me on Matty's phone.

Also, plans for cutting and coloring my hair have been delayed. I want Matty's parents to see me at my best.